Monday, 28 August 2017

Happy 100th Birthday Jack Kirby

Jack Kirby, who was born 100 years ago today, created or co-created so many amazing characters, including Captain America, the X-Men, Mr Miracle, the New Gods, Kamandi, OMAC, Hulk, Etrigan, and Iron Man (to name a few). But my favourites remain the Fantastic Four.


This image is from Fantastic Four #7 (1962), one of the first FF stories I ever read, and it's a perfect example of Kirby's storytelling genius. It's not just because of the intricacy of the design, or the depth of the image & the way it conveys the scale of this alien world, or the fact that it's such a brilliant concept for an advanced, alien version of a lift. It's the way the FF are descending in character! Sue is frightened, her arms are outstretched (her status as Marvel's maternal powerhouse had not yet been established), and yet she is still falling gracefully. Reed is calm, confident, & has complete faith in the science of the alien device. Johnny has thrown his whole body into the descent in a dramatic fashion and Ben is lumbering into it face first. So much is conveyed in just one image. One page tells you everything about these characters and their adventures.

This is just one example of why Jack Kirby was a true comics genius.

Christopher Reeve's Superman Punching Donald Trump in his Stupid Face

I've adapted my drawing of Superman punching Trump in the gob and my picture of Christopher Reeve fighting Henry Cavill into Christopher Reeve punching Donald Trump in the gob. Because Christopher Reeve was awesome and Trump is a repulsive bully and a racist.


Thursday, 24 August 2017

Ten Unpopular Comic Book Opinions

I feel like slaying a few sacred cows! I would ask you to bear in mind that this is all just the subjective opinion of one inadequate man. So please don't hate me too much.


10. Shazam is a better name for the character than Captain Marvel & they should never change it back.

As far as I'm concerned the word 'Shazam' evokes feelings of wonder and magic much more successfully than the name 'Captain Marvel', which sounds much too militaristic. And let's face it, the Big, Red Cheese will never take his rightful place as one of DC's most prominent characters as long as he shares a name with their biggest competitor, mainly because the Warner Bros. bean counters will never allow it.



9. Cable is rubbish

I have no idea why this character is so popular. He's just a big bloke with a gun and the most convoluted backstory this side of Hawkman. His creators came up with a generic 'old, mutant, soldier, guy' and then subsequent writers filled in his backstory with gobbledygook. How anyone can actually form any sort of emotional attachment to this shallow excuse for character is a mystery to me.



8. Spider-Man is much better when he's not married

I'm with every single person who has ever written for Spidey on this one. I would take the endless cycle of Spidey dating women and then messing it up any day over the endless cycle of an angst-ridden Mary Jane waiting by a window for Spidey to come home. And while I'm on the subject of Spider-Man's marriage...

7. Spider-Man: One More Day is good

Spider-Man: One More Day was a controversial 2007 story in which Spider-Man and his wife Mary Jane make a deal with the demon Mephisto and sacrifice their marriage to save the life of Aunt May. Following this story Spidey was said to have never married and is once again depicted as a single man. Basically, everybody hates it except me.

The key to appreciating this story is realising that while you may not like it as a Spidey story, it's actually a pretty fantastic Mary Jane story.

Mary Jane knows that it doesn't make any sense to sacrifice her marriage to save an old coffin dodger like May. But she also knows her husband. She knows that having to live with the guilt over May's death on top of everything else that's happened to him would destroy him. So, it's MJ who decides to accept Mephisto's offer. It's MJ who has enough faith in her and Peter's love to know that they can find each other again, no matter what Mephisto does. MJ knows that letting May die and telling Mephisto to (literally) go to hell would be the sensible decision but she also knows that it's a decision that will prove to be the final nail in her husband's coffin. And so, she sacrifices her happiness to save her husband's sanity.

That seems like a pretty beautiful story to me.



6. Most of Jeph Loeb & Tim Sale's superhero work (including Batman: The Long Halloween) isn't very good

Spider-Man: Blue and Superman For All Seasons are both really boring, and Tim Sale constantly draws Superman with a big, fat head and a tiny little face. The much lauded scene from For All Seasons where a young boy compliments Superman's costume and he replies "Thanks, my mom made it for me" is goofy at best, and creepy at worst.

As for The Long Halloween, WHY DOES EVERYBODY DESCRIBE IT AS A MYSTERY!? IT'S NOT A MYSTERY!!! A mystery implies that the reader could follow the clues and link the threads and eventually solve the case. But not even Batman solves the case, and he's in the sodding story. A bunch of stuff happens and then a couple of different people own up to it. That's it.

I will say this for Loeb and Sale though, their Challengers of the Unknown series from the early 90s is awesome! Save the money you would have spent on The Long Halloween and find Challengers on ebay instead.



5. Chuck Dixon's Batman work is actually pretty boring

Okay, so he created Bane and Spoiler, I'll give him that. But if ever there was a writer that outstayed his welcome on a set of characters, it's Chuck Dixon on the Bat-family in the '90s. I've often seen Dixon cited as a great action writer. This begs the question, why was he writing DETECTIVE Comics for so long? If you ask me, Dixon's not even that great an action writer. He writes soap opera, and he writes a lot of it. How many times in the '90s did we see a Dixon story where Batman's family want to talk about feelings but Batman won't stop pushing them away? "Please open up to us Batman!" "No! I can't, for I am the night!" - again and again and again. To be fair this type of story didn't begin with Dixon, and it persisted throughout the '90s and into the '00s under the pen of many other writers. But Dixon is the writer I mainly associate with it and as a result I'm at a loss to explain why his Batman work is so well regarded.



4. Chuck Austen's Action Comics run is actually pretty good

Chuck Austen has a bit of a reputation among superhero fans, and not in a good way. I'm told that his writing on Uncanny X-Men in the early '00s was so bad that X-fans continue to curse his name to this day. Apparently by the time he was writing Action Comics for DC in 2004/05 his reputation was so bad that sales of the book went down. As a result, DC ended up firing and blackballing Austen. As far as I'm concerned this is a shame as I quite enjoyed his run. I liked how Austen's Superman seemed a bit more of a tough guy than he's usually depicted. I also enjoyed the way Austen gave Superman the toughest possible villains to fight, including Preus, Gog, and Doomsday. Under Austen's pen, the bad guys always felt like a credible threat. Austen's decision to reignite the rivalry between Lois and Lana proved controversial, but I quite enjoyed it. It was a nice change to see these characters act human and fallible for a change. Ok, the run wasn't perfect (what Preus does to women is horrific and unnecessary) but believe me, Austen's Action Comics is much better than you've heard.


3. Tim Burton and Danny DeVito ruined the Penguin

I'm a big fan of Tim Burton's Batman Returns and seeing it in the pictures with my best pal and my grandfather is a treasured childhood memory. I'm also big fan of DeVito's fantastic performance as the Penguin. But, DeVito's Penguin is much more of a Tim Burton creation than any version of the Penguin that had appeared in the comics up to that point. In the comics Penguin had always appeared harmless and buffoonish rather than grotesque. This made it all the more effective when he suddenly revealed the monster within and shot his victims in the face with his umbrella gun. Sadly, after Batman Returns, most depictions of the Penguin have been influenced at least in some small way by DeVito's performance. The vain, dapper, buffoonish and deadly Penguin was replaced forever more by a Penguin as monstrous without as he is within. Since 1992, the year of Batman Returns' release, Penguin has gone from Batman's second deadliest foe (after the Joker) to a deformed crime boss who Batman occasionally roughs up for information. Burton and DeVito's Penguin may have worked on the silver screen, but transferring this version to the comics has served only to make a once great baddie shallow and one-note.


2. Batman the Animated Series is overrated

So many fans celebrate this series as the definitive take on Batman and I'm always seeing Mask of the Phantasm lauded as the greatest Batman movie ever. BTAS is very good, I'll give you that, but is it the definitive take on Batman? C'mon, let's be honest, none of that "I am the night" stuff they did really worked cos at the end of the day we weren't looking at a creature of the night, we were looking at a guy with a great, big chin. It's also worth pointing out that Mask of the Phantasm strips away a huge layer of mystery from the Joker by explicitly identifying him as having once been a sleazy mob goon. The Joker's mysterious and contradictory origins are a huge part of his appeal, and I can't help but think it diminishes him if we know exactly what he was up to before he took his chemical dip.



1. Deadpool is overrated

Deadpool is probably Marvels' most popular character at the moment (next to Spidey), but I've never understood the appeal. Like Cable, Deadpool was conceived as just a cool looking character, and subsequent writers have filled in a vague and frankly uninspired backstory (it's basically not far off Wolverine's). Deadpool was created as a crude Deathstroke/Spider-Man/Wolverine mash up of the kind you'd see doodled on a 12 year old's homework, and after 25+ years he remains as such. To give credit where it's due, Joe Kelly's run on the character is pretty fantastic. But even with writers like Kelly exploring the character's motivations you have to ask, has Deadpool really developed that much over the years? Even taking into account the cyclical nature of superhero comics, Deadpool is a particularly stagnant character. A violent Loony Tune with no real depth to him.



What are your unpopular comic book opinions? Leave them in the comments section below. Let me know what you think of my unpopular opinions, but please, don't be too mad at me.

Unless of course you're Chuck Dixon. Then you can be mad at me.

Monday, 14 August 2017

Christopher Reeve vs. Henry Cavill

I drew a recreation of the cover of Superman #196 (1967) by Curt Swan and George Klein, featuring Henry Cavill and Christopher Reeve. Of course, the twist is they're BOTH the real Superman.









Wednesday, 9 August 2017

Wonder Woman Kicking Trump in the Bollocks

Following on from my picture of Superman punching Donald Trump in his stupid face (CLICK HERE TO VIEW), I decided to draw Wonder Woman kicking the corrupt, scrotum faced, old bastard in the guts. This didn't prove satisfying enough however so I've now amended it so she's kicking him in the bollocks.

Wednesday, 26 July 2017

Superman Punching Donald Trump in his Stupid Face

I'm in a bad mood today so I tried to find some catharsis in drawing Superman punching that crooked, foaming imbecile Donald Trump in the face. Let me know what you think.

(Click here to see Wonder Woman beating him up!)


Wednesday, 19 July 2017

Doctor Who: Jodie Whittaker feeling Low

Yesterday I saw this tweet:

...and I couldn't resist adapting the cover to David Bowie's Low so it features the 13th Doctor!


(It's not the first time I've monkeyed with this album cover.)


Monday, 17 July 2017

Doctor Who: The 13th Doctor, a change too far?


“I want to tell the fans not to be scared by my gender. Because this is a really exciting time, and Doctor Who represents everything that’s exciting about change. The fans have lived through so many changes, and this is only a new, different one, not a fearful one.” 

The 13th incarnation of Doctor Who has been announced! Jodie Whittaker will replace Peter Capaldi as The Doctor at the end of this year's Christmas special. As you might expect there's a lot of unhappy fans online, but I'm pleased to say I'm not one of them. I couldn't be more excited. Having said that I can kinda, sorta understand their discomfort, even if I do think they're daft. After all, the show itself, or rather it's lead character, has always had a funny relationship with the concept of change.

Even before it's producers came up with the genius concept of regeneration to explain the recasting of their ailing star, Doctor Who was a TV show that thrived on change. A new setting and a new story every four to six weeks. Sometimes it's a period drama, sometimes it's hard sci-fi. Sometimes it's a fantasy adventure, and sometimes it's an emotional melodrama. All of time and space to explore, anything and everything. The only limits are the imagination of the creators and the size of the BBC's budget. And yet at the heart of all this we had the Doctor, a character who, despite all his assertions to the contrary, clearly hates change.

On the few occasions we've seen other Time Lords either discussing or experiencing regeneration they've always seemed to take it in their stride. In Destiny of the Daleks (1979), Romana is shown casually trying on a few different bodies before settling on her second incarnation. Recently, in Hell Bent (2015), the General is seen regenerating from a man into a woman (after being shot by the Doctor!) before shaking it off and carrying on with her job.


The Doctor on the other hand usually takes his regeneration in a less than heroic fashion. In Logopolis (1981) the Fourth Doctor spends four episodes in a foul mood after a ghostly watcher warns him of his impending doom. The Tenth Doctor, in The End of Time (2009 -2010), weeps and rants before finally sacrificing himself to get Bernard Cribbins out of a cupboard. Famously, his last words are "I don't want to go!" Each regeneration is usually followed by at least one episode of traumatic after effects. These after effects have included being comatose for most of the episode, an uncontrollable desire to throttle his companion, failure to distinguish between his companion and a villain in a wig, and having to be carried through a forest in a cupboard.


The Doctor's aversion to change isn't just evident in his attitude to regeneration. He also has trouble saying goodbye to his companions. He has a history of abandoning his companions rather than putting himself through the heartache of them abandoning him. His own granddaughter, Susan became the first companion to suffer this fate in The Dalek Invasion of Earth (1964), while Sarah Jane got booted out of the TARDIS at the the end of The Hand of Fear (1976) under the flimsy pretext of the Doctor's home planet having a 'No Humans Allowed' rule. Whenever companions leave of their own volition the Doctor usually responds either with a sulk, a strop, or a cry. The Chase (1965) sees the First Doctor responding to the departure of Ian and Barbara with childish anger. The Green Death (1973) ends with the Third Doctor having some sulky alone time in his car, Bessie after Jo Grant leaves him. When Rose Tyler gets trapped in a parallel universe at the end of Doomsday (1996) the Tenth Doctor is devastated and never truly recovers, even after he meets her again a couple of years later and leaves her with a weird, human doppleganger of himself.


Let's also consider the TARDIS. The exterior has been stuck in the form of a police box since the very first episode in 1963, but he only makes one half-arsed attempt to fix it in Attack of the Cybermen (1985), and in Doctor Who The Movie (1996) he admits "I like it". The iconic white console room with the roundels on the wall is shown in Hell Bent to be only the default setting for a TARDIS, but apart from a brief period in a wood paneled version during his fourth incarnation, the Doctor sticks with that same basic theme (with some slight alterations) for his first seven incarnations.

There's also the matter of the Doctor's clothes. While he does occasionally vary his wardrobe, particularly in recent years, we are still talking about a man who will wear the same outfit for literally hundreds of years.


The Doctor talks a good game about his "life like crazy paving", but looking at the evidence it's impossible to deny he is absolutely terrified of change. Small wonder then that so many of his fans are equally terrified of anything new and different. I've certainly taken comfort in the cosy, familiarity of Doctor Who. New jobs, new homes, and new relationships are unavoidable in life but the monsters, the blue box, and the father/brother figure within are always there. But like most things in life, if the Doctor doesn't change he will die. That is literally what Time Lord regeneration is all about, and it's also true of the show itself.

Before Doctor Who came back to our screens in 2005 the public perception of the show was that it was a kitsch and dated, if fondly remembered, remnant of a bygone era. Your average person on the street knew little about the ambitious scripts of Season 26, and nothing about the mature themes and situations dealt with by Virgin's series of New Adventure novels. For proof of this look no further than the casting rumours that haunted the '90s and early noughties. As late as 2004, Paul Daniels and Shane Richie were being discussed in tabloids as potential Doctors.  Russell T. Davies changed all that when he cast Christopher Eccleston as the Ninth Doctor. The casting of an acclaimed actor like Eccleston was a statement. It said "We're serious about this." It changed how people thought about Doctor Who.


I would argue that we're at a similar point today. The recent storylines have been, for the most part, very good, and Peter Capaldi is a truly excellent Doctor, but after 12 years back on our screens and 7 years under head writer Steven Moffat, Doctor Who has become a bit too predictable, at least in the eyes of the general public. This is evident once again in the rumours surrounding the casting of the new Doctor. The main name bandied around for the past few months has been Kris Marshall. Marshall is a decent enough actor, but he's most famous for playing Robert Lindsay's gormless son in dreadful sitcom My Family, a gormless sex pest in dreadful movie Love Actually, and a lovable but gormless dad in a series of dreadful BT adverts. He also plays a detective in the Bahamas or something in some TV drama. I've never watched it but I'm going to assume that his character's also lacking in the 'gorm' department. Kris Marshall would have been the most uninspired choice imaginable for Doctor Who. Cosy, safe, skinny, white, male, predictable. The fact that his was the most prominent name in the 13th Doctor casting rumours is the most compelling argument in favour of the person who was actually cast. The show, and the public perception of the show needs a kick up the arse, and new show runner Chris Chibnall has provided it in the form of Jodie Whittaker.

Back in 2013, when rumours surrounding the casting of the Twelfth Doctor were flying around, I objected to the idea of a woman playing the Doctor. I found the familiar masculine form of the Doctor comforting and I felt that the paternal or fraternal aspect of his character would be too important to lose. After some reflection I've changed my mind. I've heard a lot of people today saying that Doctor Who is all about change, and they're right. But it's not just about change. It's about being absolutely terrified of change and being brave enough to embrace it anyway. The Doctor does it all the time. Can we do any less? And let's face it, the show will still be about the Doctor, in the TARDIS, fighting monsters, and it always will be. Some things never change.


Saturday, 17 June 2017

Doctor Who: The Masters (in order of greatness)


Recently I drew all of the Doctors for a friend in exchange for her home made eggnog. I posted them here, on my blog in order of my least favourite Doctor to my favourite Doctor. I enjoyed doing it so much that I've done the same with all the incarnations of the Doctor's arch-enemy, the Master. I've restricted myself to 'canon' versions of the character (yes, Big Finish audio adventures are canon, at least as far as I'm concerned, so there!). I've also decided to only include versions that have had significant screen time (or "air time" in the case of the audio adventures), so apologies to William Hughes and Gordon Tipple.

Feel free to share your Master-list in the comments, and let me know what you think of my art. :)

9. Peter Pratt




Best TV episodes: 
The Deadly Assassin (only appearance)

8. Eric Roberts




Best TV episodes: 
Doctor Who: The TV Movie (only appearance, as of this writing)

7. Anthony Ainley




Best TV episodes: 
Survival
Logopolis

6. Alex MacQueen




Best audio adventures: 
The Two Masters
Vampire of the Mind

5. Derek Jacobi




Best TV episodes: 
Utopia (only appearance as of this writing)

4. Geoffrey Beevers




Best TV episodes: 
The Keeper of Traken (only TV appearance)

Best audio adventures: 
Mastermind
And You Will Obey Me
The Two Masters
Dust Breeding

3. John Simm



Best TV episodes: 
Last of the Time Lords/ The Sound of Drums
The End of Time Parts 1&2
World Enough and Time/ The Doctor Falls

2. Michelle Gomez




Best TV episodes: 
The Magician's Apprentice/ The Witch's Familiar
Dark Water/ Death in Heaven
World Enough and Time/ The Doctor Falls

1. Roger Delgado




Best TV episodes: 
The Sea Devils
The Daemons
Terror of the Autons
The Mind of Evil
Claws of Axos

Friday, 2 June 2017

If you don't like Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice you are wrong!


This article was written with the help and input of my pal, Gareth Madeley. Follow him on Twitter!

CONTAINS SPOILERS!

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice is a much maligned film to say the least. Not only does it's rating currently stand at 27% on Rotten Tomatoes but it also won four Razzies. The hostility towards this film baffles me. As far as I'm concerned Batman v Superman is not only one of the best films of 2016, it's also one of the best superhero films ever. And if you don't agree you're just plain wrong.

Here's why.

We've all seen Batman's origin hundreds of times, but before BvS we'd never seen it end with young Bruce Wayne ascending to heaven up a big pipe, carried by hundreds of bats. This happens in the first five minutes and it sets the tone for rest of the film. BvS is about modern day gods meeting in battle, if it were anything less than huge then it would be doing the subject matter a disservice. The action, the emotion, the effects, everything about this film is turned up to 11, and punctuated with orchestral hammer blows from Hans Zimmer's soundtrack. Vehicles are flattened or plowed through during the chase scenes and bathrooms are drenched during the love scenes. A nuclear missile is launched during the final battle, but only provides a temporary lull in the combat before the grand finale. During the titular battle between our two heroes, Batman throws everything at Superman, including (literally) the kitchen sink!

It's grand, melodramatic, operatic, and yes, a bit silly. But what I love about this film's silliness is that at no point does it attempt to apologise for itself with a joke at it's own in expense or a knowing wink to the camera. This film knows how gloriously over the top it is but doesn't care if you know it knows.


Ben Affleck is a perfect Batman. His performance brings to mind quite a few comic book takes on the character. The way Bruce Wayne is distracted by Diana Prince at Luthor's party, and his subsequent almost-flirty encounters with her bring to mind Grant Morrison's "hairy chested love god". The demon bursting from the Wayne tomb is no doubt inspired by the demon Barbathos in Peter Milligan and Kieron Dwyers' Dark Knight, Dark City. But the film's biggest and most obvious comic book influence is Frank Miller's Dark Knight Returns, with many scenes lifted straight from the comic itself. Unlike Miller however the film doesn't celebrate what Bruce Wayne's various traumas have turned him into. This Batman's anger blinds him rather than fuels him.

In fact "anger blinds" is a major theme of the film, with both Superman and Batman being as blinded by their anger as Lex Luthor. Alfred points out "That's how it starts, sir. The fever, the rage, the feeling of powerlessness that turns good men... cruel." Batman is angry, not only about his parent's death but also about the powerlessness he feels at the seeming futility of his mission. "Twenty years in Gotham, Alfred...How many good guys are left? How many stayed that way?" Batman's powerlessness is rubbed in his face by the presence of Superman, particularly during the "Battle for Metropolis" between Superman and Zod. He has once again become the little boy who was forced to watch his parent's die, even after spending his whole life fighting never to be that powerless again.


Henry Cavill's Superman is frustrated by his inability to reconcile his two worlds and the world's unwillingness to accept him as a man. He is viewed either as a threat or a god. Superman is as uncomfortable with the awed crowd in Mexico who gather round to touch their saviour as he is with those who fear him. It is Batman who finally bears the brunt of this frustration when it's unleashed during Superman's battle with him.


This is why the much derided "Martha" scene is one of my favourite bits in the whole film. While the fact that Superman says "Save Martha!" rather than "Save my mother!" feels contrived, it's effect is beautiful. The coincidence of their mothers sharing the same name is a slap in the face for Batman that pulls him out of his anger and forces him to see Superman not as a god or a threat but as a man. Superman finally gets his humanity acknowledged by someone and Batman sees that Superman is just as powerless as him. This one scene resolves not only the conflict between the two men but also plays a part in resolving the conflict that's been raging inside them for the whole film. It is for this reason that a bond is instantly forged between them and they leap into battle side by side.

The only characters not blinded by anger throughout the whole film are women. Until Batman has his moment of clarity, Diane Lane's Martha Kent and Amy Adams' Lois Lane are the only characters who see Superman as a man. Lois is one of the few characters to suspect the extent of Luthor's machinations and manipulations and spends much of the film attempting to unravel them. Holly Hunter's Senator Finch is pragmatic about the potential threat she believes Superman poses. She is disturbed by Superman's unaccountability but she seeks to resolve this by discussion and debate rather than allowing Luthor to build a weapon to destroy him. She is clever enough to see right through Luthor. You could even argue that Alfred, who sees the folly of Batman's rage, is playing a maternal role in Batman's life, with his advice, his concern, and his desire to see Bruce Wayne living a life of safety and contentment.


Gal Gadot's Wonder Woman also plays an important role. She is another example of a woman seeing more clearly than the men of the film. For example she sees right through Bruce Wayne straight away. Although she has turned her back on the world she is inspired by Batman and Superman to join the battle once again. Her presence then helps to galvanise the battered Superman and Batman into one final assault against Doomsday. Gadot is a powerful presence who completely steals the show. For me, the moment she truly nailed it was when she fell back while battling Doomsday and gave a smile that showed how delighted she was to be facing a worthy adversary.


As well as the "Martha" scene, Superman's decision to sacrifice himself in order to stop Doomsday also helps to resolve Superman and Batman's blinding anger. Superman realises that there is no conflict inside him between two worlds because Lois is his world. All he needs is for her to see him as a man. Batman finds a purpose once again. The inspiration provided by Superman's sacrifice and the knowledge provided to him by Luthor (and his own prophetic dreams) of the looming threat of Darkseid provide Batman with a new war to prepare for and a new way of preparing for it. Superman's death also proves his humanity and mortality beyond all doubt. Bruce Wayne is present for Superman's very human funeral in Kansas rather than the grand ceremony in Metropolis.

In a film packed with memorable performances Jesse Eisenberg stands out. Lex Luthor's "hmmm"s and chuckles and tics all point to a man sitting on a seething cauldron of spite and rage, who's barely able to contain it. At one point Luthor is delivering a friendly speech about his own philanthropy and towards the end of it he begins to trail off as if distracted by his own hate. Luthor violates the personal space of everyone he meets. For example, the way he immediately shakes hands with Clark and Bruce upon meeting them, the way he pushes a Jolly Rancher into the mouth of a politician, and the way he taps Lois on the head. Every interaction he has with another person is about showing them who's boss. But when people invade his space he can't handle it. Senator Finch grabs Luthor's hand to stop his finger's drumming and he visibly flinches. She can beat Luthor at his own game and he eventually kills her for it. His "Granny's Peach Tea" gag is a spiteful reminder of who's in charge before she dies . Like Batman and Superman, Luthor is also blinded by anger. Anger towards god and anger towards his father, the closest thing to a god in his life. In Superman, Luthor is presented with an actual god to direct his anger towards. "No man in the sky intervened when I was a boy to deliver me from daddy's fist and abominations. I figured out way back if God is all-powerful, He cannot be all-good. And if He is all-good, then He cannot be all-powerful. And neither can you." It's ironic that when Doomsday first emerges Superman literally intervenes and saves Luthor from the fist of an abomination.


Luthor also points us to another of the film's main themes, the inversion of gods and demons. He spells this out while pointing at a picture of angels and demons "That should be upside down. We know better now, don't we? Devils don't come from hell beneath us. No, they come from the sky." Doomsday is a demonic inversion of Superman, leeching power from the city, just as Superman absorbs power from the sun. Luthor is John the Baptist literally baptising a resurrected Antichrist in Doomsday. Later, during his battle with Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman, Doomsday the Antichrist gets a spear in his side. If Doomsday is the "Son" then it could be argued that Steppenwolf, (who vanishes like a ghost as soon as the police turn up to arrest Luthor) is the "Holy Spirit" and Darkseid is the "Father" who talks to Lex through Steppenwolf. The theme of inversion is also hammered home by the film's music. Hans Zimmer's theme for Luthor is an inversion of his theme for Superman.



Batman is another demonic figure in the film. When he first appears in the film he's clinging to a wall like something from a horror film. But the opening dream sequence shows us that this particular devil was once a boy who ascended up towards Heaven rather than descended to Hell. Batman sees himself as a demon who will save Earth from a dangerous god. It can't be a coincidence that when Batman finally realises that Superman is not a god his mask is cracked and his human face is showing. Just as Superman ceases to be a god at that moment, Batman ceases to be a demon.


Despite all this, Batman v Superman is far from perfect. It's most egregious flaw is the fact that we recieved an incomplete film in the cinema and it's only on the Blu-Ray "Ultimate Edition" that the film reaches its full potential. For example, the theatrical cut does not make it clear that Luthor is behind everything that leads to Batman and Superman's conflict. We don't see that Luthor is arranging for prisoners branded by Batman to get murdered and we don't see that Kahina, the witness who speaks of Superman's involvement in the massacre at the start of the film was threatened, paid off and later murdered by Luthor. As a result of these omissions the theatrical cut is less coherent and the role of Lois and Senator Finch in uncovering Luthor's plan is diminished. Steppenwolf is also omitted from the theatrical cut, somewhat spoiling the theme of a "Dark Trinity" and making Luthor's knowledge of Darkseid's impending threat more of a mystery.


To my mind these were key scenes that could have remained in the theatrical cut at the expense of scenes teasing the existence of Flash, Aquaman, and Cyborg. I will admit to a giddy fanboy thrill experienced when Ezra Miller's Flash appeared to Bruce Wayne, and when Wonder Woman watched the footage of the other heroes on her computer. But these scenes added nothing to the story that was being told in that particular film and served only as adverts for a film that, at that point, hadn't even been made yet. They also slow down the action. Batman and Superman are about to fight, the whole film has been gearing up to this battle, and suddenly we're being shown Wonder Woman doing the equivalent of checking her Facebook. These glimpses of the future Justice League may have fitted poorly into the theatrical cut of Batman v Superman, but they would have made great bonus scenes for the Ultimate Edition. The wrong scenes were cut from this film.

While this poor editing means that Batman v Superman is not as good a film as Man of Steel (yes, Man of Steel is great, read this) it's still a fantastic superhero film that deals with some clever themes, boasts a unique operatic tone, and some brilliant performances. It would have been so easy to make a lighter film in the crowd pleasing mold of Marvel Studios, but Zack Snyder and Warner Bros. went for something bigger, grander and more ambitious. Characters like Batman and Superman deserve nothing less.


Monday, 15 May 2017

Doctor Who: The Doctors (in order of greatness)



Recently I drew all of the Doctors for a friend in exchange for her home made eggnog. I will do anything for eggnog, no matter what time of year it is. I thought I'd present them here and put them in order of my least favourite Doctor to my favourite Doctor. Disclaimer: I love them all and the order of this list has been known to change depending on what episodes I've been watching lately, but it serves as a rough guide to my Doctor-preferences.

Feel free to share your Doctor-list in the comments, and let me know what you think of my art. :)

13. The Eleventh Doctor - Matt Smith



Best TV episodes: 
The Eleventh Hour
The Day of the Doctor

The Crimson Horror
Amy's Choice
A Christmas Carol
The Lodger
The Pandorica Opens/The Big Bang

Best audio adventures (played by Christopher Benjamin): 
The Jago Lightfoot Revival Act 1 & 2

12. The Tenth Doctor - David Tennant



Best TV episodes: 
The Waters of Mars
Midnight
Human Nature/The Family of Blood
School Reunion
Silence in the Library/Forest of the Dead
Army of Ghosts/Doomsday


Best audio adventures: 
Death and the Queen
Technophobia


11. The War Doctor - John Hurt



Best TV episodes: 
The Day of the Doctor

Best audio adventures
The Neverwhen
The Innocent

10. The Second Doctor - Patrick Troughton



Best TV episodes:
The War Games
Tomb of the Cybermen
The Mind Robber
The Highlanders
Evil of the Daleks

Best audio adventures (played by Frazer Hines): 
The Jigsaw War
The Lords of the Red Planet
The Black Hole
The Rosemariners

9. The Fourth Doctor - Tom Baker



Best TV episodes: 
The Deadly Assassin
Genesis of the Daleks
The Talons of Weng-Chiang
The Face of Evil
Robots of Death
Terror of the Zygons

Best audio adventures: 
The Foe from the Future
A Full Life
The Cloisters of Terror
The Wrath of the Iceni
The Ghosts of Gralstead

8. The Eighth Doctor - Paul McGann



Best TV episodes: 
The Night of the Doctor

Best audio adventures: 
Lucie Miller/To the Death
The Company of Friends
The Chimes of Midnight
Seasons of Fear
The Red Lady
The Horror of Glam Rock
The Silver Turk

7. The Fifth Doctor - Peter Davison



Best TV episodes: 
Caves of Androzani
Enlightenment
Earthshock
Snakedance
Kinda

Best audio adventures: 
Spare Parts
The Kingmaker
The Butcher of Brisbane
The Church and the Crown
Loups-Garoux
The Burning Prince

6. The Twelfth Doctor - Peter Capaldi



Best TV episodes: 
Heaven Sent/ Hell Bent
World Enough and Time/ The Doctor Falls
The Magician's Apprentice/ The Witch's Familiar
Thin Ice
Flatline
Mummy on the Orient Express
Under the Lake/Before the Flood
The Girl Who Lived/ The Woman Who Died


5. The Seventh Doctor - Sylvester McCoy



Best TV episodes:
The Curse of Fenric
Ghost Light
Battlefield
Survival
Remembrance of the Daleks
The Greatest Show in the Galaxy

Best audio adventures:
Master
Dust Breeding
The Shadow of the Scourge
Robophobia
A Death in the Family
All Consuming Fire
Love and War


4. The Third Doctor - Jon Pertwee



Best TV episodes: 
The Sea Devils
The Daemons
The Green Death
Invasion of the Dinosaurs
Spearhead from Space
The Three Doctors

Best audio adventures (played by Tim Treloar): 
The Transcendence of Ephros
The Hidden Realm

3. The Ninth Doctor - Christopher Eccleston



Best TV episodes:
The Empty Child/The Doctor Dances
Dalek
Bad Wolf/The Parting of the Ways
Father's Day
Rose
Aliens of London/World War Three

Best audio adventures (played by Nicholas Briggs):
Retail Therapy
The Bleeding Heart


2. The Sixth Doctor - Colin Baker


Best TV episodes:
Revelation of the Daleks
Vengeance on Varos
The Two Doctors
Trial of a Time Lord
The Mark of the Rani

Best audio adventures:
Jubilee
Davros
The Curse of Davros
The Last Adventure
The Holy Terror
The Spectre of Lanyon Moor
The Juggernauts
Doctor Who and the Pirates
City of Spires/Wreck of the Titan/Legend of the Cybermen
Arrangements for War
Thicker than Water

1. The First Doctor - William Hartnell




Best TV episodes:
The Daleks Master Plan
The Romans
Marco Polo
The Aztecs
The Dalek Invasion of Earth
The Time Meddler
The War Machines
An Unearthly Child

Best audio adventures (played by William Russell and Peter Purves):
The Perpetual Bond/The Cold Equations/The First Wave
Home Truths
Domain of the Voord
The Beginning
Farewell, Great Macedon
Mother Russia
The Anachronauts


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