Sunday 1 June 2014

Give Yourself a Rob Liefeld Make Over!



Are you lacking in dynamism?

Do you yearn for a vague gun shaped object to suspend impossibly from your palm?

Do you feel that there just aren't enough pouches on your belt or teeth in your head?

Then turn that grimace upside down my friend and sign yourself up for the Rob Liefeld Makeover!

We have a team of experts in the field of neck removal, head shrinking, and thigh thickening just waiting to help you look towards a brighter future - with eyes that are smaller than you ever thought possible! Replace that pigeon chest with gigantic pectoral muscles the size of cupboards and make women with perfectly spherical breasts go weak at their tiny knees! Put those messy, cluttered, hard to draw backgrounds behind you forever and stand tall and proud in front of backdrops conjured up in mere seconds with Photoshop's gradient tool.

Sign up to our programme now and we'll also sign you up for our Feet Camouflage course for no extra charge. You'll learn how to conceal your strange, flat-bottomed trotters behind hastily scrawled bushes, rocks that have no business being there, or maybe just a crouching friend.

We can guarantee that you will be 99% more EXTREME in 30 days or your money back!

So don't delay, sign up to the Rob Liefeld Makeover today! It's not very good, but a lot of people seem to like it!

1 comment:

  1. You missed the horrible feet and the lack of eyes lol